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SILLY 47% - 53% OF THE MONEY IS FOR THE RICHEST 1%


TAGS: mitt romney money 47 rich
Rating: 2.65/5

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marms - October 23, 2012, 7:21 am
112 shares! Woot! Thanks for the siupport!
GrouchoMarxist - October 12, 2012, 9:33 pm
Funny... All I see is a punked kid with a Translator ring from his cereal box.... Keep s****** that koolaid like the champ you are....
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 7:07 pm
Okay, gotta go. Kicking Groucho's a$s gets old after awhile (too easy). See ya in a few weeks, peeps! Time to do some campaigning. To the rest of you... you won't win an election hanging out here all day. Remember that. Peace out! See you in a month. X-D
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 7:02 pm
TRANSLATION: (Groucho) I am a terrible liar.
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 7:01 pm
TRANSLATION (Groucho): Funny how I trip over my own tongue here... kinda like how Ryan did when bumbling over his lack of knowledge on Afghanistan. Doh!
GrouchoMarxist - October 12, 2012, 7:01 pm
I project nothing... You're no different than any other lib that had their b***s kicked here and elsewhere...
GrouchoMarxist - October 12, 2012, 7:00 pm
Funny how you trip over the libs here... Odd that...
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 7:00 pm
TRANSLATION (Groucho): Wish I had a life too. Oh, well, back to trolling!
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:59 pm
TRANSLATION (Groucho): I am projecting.
GrouchoMarxist - October 12, 2012, 6:59 pm
I guess this means you've either grown a brain in the last week or you're leaving?
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:59 pm
Understood. Glad to hear it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2012, 6:58 pm

I stand up to Groucho plenty. But I do it without using playground tactics. How old are you?
crankyhead - October 12, 2012, 6:58 pm
The best way, IMO, is to turn them into adults, by using the power of logic, to get them interested in wanting to learn for themselves, how to use logic. Obviously, (and hopefully, I'm not stating a dubious premise here :P) some cases are hopeless.
GrouchoMarxist - October 12, 2012, 6:58 pm
Seriously... You need thicker skin...
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:58 pm
Nah, I promised Mooooo that I would help him make this site more peaceful. I can't do anything about you, teabagger, but while I am out campaigning, you are busy trolling this site since that's all you are good at.HAHA
GrouchoMarxist - October 12, 2012, 6:58 pm
You don't like the "Democrat" sal Alinsky method? Odd that
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:57 pm
Yup, Obama is smashing Romney in the polls. Need a tissue?
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:57 pm
Understandable. Peace is never a bad thing. Okay, gotta go. Out to do some campaigning. See you in a few weeks. Peace bro!
GrouchoMarxist - October 12, 2012, 6:56 pm
I've noticed you scaled back when bam bam got his a** handed to him... Follow the polls much?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2012, 6:56 pm

Groucho is on his way to getting himself banned permanently. And if you keep fighting his fire with fire you'll not be far behind him. I'm not asking you to leave him alone, just lay off the insults. (Especially the p******** stuff).
GrouchoMarxist - October 12, 2012, 6:55 pm
Shame you can only bring adolescent insults... Facts not so much... Sorry, but remember this, you embody the entirety of your only "insult" towards me... Remember to smile
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:54 pm
P.S. By the way....saw that your boy Ryan was annihilated by Biden the other night. Need a tissue? LOL.. Better warm up your worn out knee pads. Ryan is in need of your lovin' after that beat down.Later teabagger. Clean yourself boy,you got teabagged.X-D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2012, 6:54 pm

I am probably one of the least sensitive people you could ever meet. And I've got plenty of backbone. But the site rules forbid attacking people, and that's what matters here. I do not co-own politifake (I never said I did) I am the partner at religifake
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:52 pm
Okay, have fun. Back to campaigning. Will drop in to say "Hi!" in a few weeks. Later! :-)
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:51 pm
But once in a while it wouldn't kill you to grow a backbone. Groucho is a wimp and can't stand up to a good smackdown when he gets one. Never hurts him to occasionally remind him (and bullies like him) of that. Like Biden did to Ryan. Nuff said.
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:49 pm
So, I agree with your over all sentiment. That's why I can go for weeks without being here while Groucho can't go a day or two without being here. For the sake of peace, it's good to take a break from here and let the trolls duke it out.
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:48 pm
If you are really a co-owner of this site, you would've spoken to Mr.M months ago about banning Groucho for good for his chronic harassment. The fact that you haven't speaks volumes about you as his enabler.
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:47 pm
So I understand your point. It's a good one. But you embrace the opposite extreme and become an enabler... will encourages Groucho just as much as people who provoke him...
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:46 pm
Nah, you're a just being overly sensitive. And once I say my peace I move on. Groucho is addicted to this place. There lies the difference. But you are entitled to your opinion. So we just might have to agree to disagree. Peace out
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:45 pm
...but once in awhile you have to DO WATCHA GOTTA DO (what Biden did the other night) and put bullies and liars in their place. That's the real world. If you can't do that, then get out of the way.... or you will get steamrolled by those who have the will
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2012, 6:44 pm

There are proper ways to deal with children on the Internet. Sinking to their level isn't one of them. I'm starting to think that you're provoking him because you enjoy the insult tossing. I KNOW that's why he does it.
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:41 pm
Not too worried. Only one way to treat a pathetic bully like Crotcho. When they attack, you hit back... but much MUCH harder. If you want to be his doormat, that's your choice. I've scaled back my presence on here in light of your goal to keep peace...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2012, 6:39 pm

FFS. You're not acting any better than he does right now. Try being the bigger man.
romneyisatool - October 12, 2012, 6:34 pm
And while the rest of us are too busy campaigning to take the time to respond to the teabagger, he is stuck here on Politifake because the *** offender list he is on forbids him from leaving his mom's basement.LOL. Say hi to Chris Hansen for us.X-D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2012, 9:30 am

I came here out of curiosity.....I stay just to annoy you.
GrouchoMarxist - October 12, 2012, 8:36 am
Seriously... What are you doing on this forum? You're the one lacking...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 12, 2012, 12:57 am

Really?....You just don't get this. Your brand of "debate" has no place in polite society.
GrouchoMarxist - October 11, 2012, 11:39 pm
That was a compliment
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 11, 2012, 10:09 pm

What part of "no personal attacks" do you not understand Groucho?. I swear you're trying to get yourself banned permanently.
GrouchoMarxist - October 11, 2012, 8:49 pm
Shame it's only among stupid moonbats like yourself that s****** koolaid
ughomer - October 11, 2012, 2:38 pm
Chin up, Marms. Done gud on this. 114 shares (plus mine).
marms - October 2, 2012, 9:16 pm
100 shares in 10 days! Thanks!
GrouchoMarxist - September 25, 2012, 8:43 am
Maybe you should get a job.
marms - September 25, 2012, 1:58 am
I love the sound of desperate Mitt-Tard Trolls in the morning :)
arnnatz - September 25, 2012, 12:50 am
Hey, marms, walmart is running a special on tin foil. Make some pretty nice liberal hats
knucklesworth - September 24, 2012, 10:55 pm
NAME ME ONE CANDIDATE THAT WOULDN'Y TAKE 53% OF THE VOTE VS 47?
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 9:54 pm
Don't confuse the moonbat with facts
foxrecon19d - September 24, 2012, 9:53 pm
actually, 75% of America's tax burden is for the richest 1%
GrouchoMarxist - September 24, 2012, 9:19 pm
Don't you hate the ring that paper hat leaves on your head?


Bill Clinton & Eileen Wellstone -




BRAINWASHING - From cradle to grave the government and media hold minds prisoner .


TAGS: brainwashing media government hold prisoner
Rating: 4.86/5

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RonaldReagan - March 14, 2014, 9:55 pm
This is true.


EU saying no now -


TAGS: done
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - January 12, 2016, 1:39 am
Obama needs them for his Marshall Law!


HORSES AND BAYONETS - Yes, Mr. president, we DO still use them.


TAGS: obama romney bayonets horses debate
Rating: 4.7/5

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JGalt - October 25, 2012, 7:03 am
http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/west-bayonets-horses-obama/2012/10/23/id/461211
crankyhead - October 24, 2012, 5:20 pm
I'm not quite sure what you're trying to say here.
GrouchoMarxist - October 23, 2012, 8:58 pm
Keep pulling for the killer loser
crankyhead - October 23, 2012, 8:36 pm
You stay classy there Grouchy.
GrouchoMarxist - October 23, 2012, 7:25 pm
A significant number of dead ones the last 4 years
crankyhead - October 23, 2012, 6:34 pm
What about infantrymen? Is there a significant increase in their numbers since 1919? ;)
thatmfguy - October 23, 2012, 6:32 pm
I have no problems with cranky. ;) But the fact is... we have more bayonets now then it 1919. Horses...not so much.
crankyhead - October 23, 2012, 6:30 pm
So basically, this poster is just agreeing with what he already said. And I'm pretty sure, nobody has an answer to that. =)
crankyhead - October 23, 2012, 6:29 pm
A smug, condescending commie lover wouldn't have an answer, no... but I do. Obama said "fewer horses and bayonets", implying that at least one horse and bayonet are still in use.
KALKAM - October 23, 2012, 6:21 pm
A smug, condescending commie lover would have no answer for this poster...with your permission I would like to print a bunch of these up and redistribute them for free among a few DNC strongholds...this is my favorite...


SOCIALIZED HEALTHCARE - Obama and other socialist Dems pointed to Canada as an example when they jammed Obamacare through. I wonder why this chart never came up.




meanwhile.... -


TAGS: pro bono vacationer
Rating: 4.81/5

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RonaldReagan - March 21, 2015, 4:07 pm
Found out this was true. Hoping he tosses his hat into the ring. Paul 2016
RonaldReagan - May 18, 2014, 3:38 pm
Didn't know that
JGalt - January 19, 2014, 12:36 am
Huge PR- like when they sticke their hands in someone else's pocket to give someone a handout?
Cyberhagen - January 18, 2014, 1:52 pm
Oh no, this can't be right.. only liberals have compassion, right? And of course there's always huge PR when they do it.


AGNOSTICISM - The only true Religion.




THE MAFIA - Just like in the "Old Country," organized crime always votes Republican.


TAGS: italian mafia cosa nostra al capone republican
Rating: 2.21/5

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Jamison12 - May 4, 2014, 10:33 pm
You're kidding right?
Kewgah - November 16, 2012, 7:47 am
Al Capone, Chicago gangster. Barack Obama, Chicago politician. Difference? None! Dumbass


Killary Klinton -




Unfit For Command -




Hillary Says: ‘Dirty money is still money' -




OBAMA 2012: FORWAR! - Shakira was one year old when Nobel Prize Winner Obama ordered a drone strike on her village, leaving her disfigured.




SNIPER DOOBY DOO -


TAGS: one sh** one kill one scooby snack
Rating: 4.31/5

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RonaldReagan - June 11, 2015, 5:02 pm
heh heh This is great. Adding this to my collection.


Hillary Is Untrustworthy & Dishonest -




DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES - Conservatives would like to see an end to welfare; Liberals would like to see an end to capitalism!




Top 4 Reasons NOT To Vote For Hillary -




PATRIOTISM DEFINITION -




OBAMA 2012 - Because bombing civilians is only bad when the OTHER guys do it!


TAGS: obama 2012 war drones civilians
Rating: 4.5/5

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OTC - November 4, 2013, 12:26 pm
He's really good at killing economies
JGalt - November 3, 2013, 11:28 pm
http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/11/03/obama-reportedly-told-staff-hes-really-good-at-killing-people/


SO YOU THINK YOU EARNED THAT GOLD MEDAL? -




AND THEN OBAMA SAID - We have fewer bayonets!


TAGS: obama romney bayonets westillusebayonets bayonetsandhorses
Rating: 5/5

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KALKAM - October 23, 2012, 4:55 pm
He doesn't want them voting anyway....


Liberal Hypocrisy -




" JUDGE, JURY AND EXECUTIONER " - "Obama now counts all military-age males in a strike zone as combatants" Does he really think this will create 'friends'?




GIVE 'EM THE BAYONET! - Because cold steel is more effective than apologies




Hypocrisy, Thy Name Is Democrat -




PAYING FOR OBAMA VOTES -




DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LIBERALS AND CONSERVATIVES - A conservative vegetarian does not eat meat; a Liberal vegan wants all meat products banned so no one should eat meat.




MARINE -




Obama The Elitist Hypocrite -




Hillary Chastised For Lying About Another Video!! -


TAGS: hillary clinton liar untrustworthy hildabeat rotten klinton traitor treacherous killary benghazi butcher libya failure duplicitous backstabbing chris stevens tyrone woods glen doherty sean smith
Rating: 5/5

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calron - December 21, 2015, 5:53 pm
Remember those that speak out against Islamic extremism are the biggest cause of Muslims killing others. 0-o


Taxes? Resist Paying We Must! -


TAGS: al sharpton taxes resist we much msnbc tax evasion race baiting microphone pimp grievance industry national action network naacp obama democrats liberals
Rating: 4.79/5

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PeteofSanJose - December 31, 2014, 2:09 am
Why is this man not in jail serving time?


president hillary:day one -




Clinton Corruption -




PRESIDENT PANTYWAIST - Obama: No Cojones




OBAMA DRONES -




THE MILITARY GENIUS SPEAKS -


TAGS: obama bayonets afghanistan high casualties
Rating: 4.67/5

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MashiMashi - November 4, 2012, 7:03 pm
We were issued AT-4s thoe, Oh the FOBBITS and REMFS who were getting blown up by Mortars and IDF's why we were kicking down doors in Sadr city. Or Mailboys got sh** at blown up more times going from the green zone to BIAP everyday.
JGalt - October 27, 2012, 5:42 pm
Fast and furious #2? http://patriotupdate.com/articles/is-there-a-deeper-plot-to-benghazi#ixzz2AVY3vMNu
arnnatz - October 25, 2012, 7:48 pm
deployed in what capacity? There are some positions (like base camp commandos or REMFs) that don't get bayonets.
MashiMashi - October 25, 2012, 9:15 am
He said we use less.....I've deployed several times and was never issued a bayonet


Bribery -




FRIEND ZONE -




" WHY IS OUSSOCOM LYING ABOUT DOMESTIC DRONE ACTIVITIES? - Sen. Wyden’s office stated that “in the event of a natural disaster or other legitimate need” drones could be flown out of Portland. What's an "OTHER LEGITIMATE NEED?"




GREAT SPIN - One cost of living increase in this your 4th year (a reelection year) and you profess support for the elderly on Social Security




SKELETON OF A FAMOUS U.S. POLITICIAN - .




Hildabeast Rotten Clinton's Abhorrent Claim -




R.I.P. MARINES -


TAGS: rip marines chattanooga tennessee islamic terrorism mass shooting gun free zone usmc skip wells carson holmquist david wyatt thomas sullivan semper fidelis mohammad youssuf abdulazeez
Rating: 4.93/5

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Bandit5906 - July 20, 2015, 2:01 pm
Pardon the typo: out = our
Bandit5906 - July 20, 2015, 2:00 pm
The only places that are attacked are gun-free zone and our leaders refuse to allow our military to have guns to defend themselves. Leaders claim an "innocent" could get injured? Out military die?


Drones -


TAGS: drones
Rating: 4.93/5

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The Apex of Liberal Hypocrisy -




EXTORTION -




INRERESTING -




SHAMELESS RE-ELECTION PLOYS - Part of the money we pay for our phone bills goes to giving out "Obama-phones". SHAMELESS




WE THE SHEEPLE - Another uneducated voter that drank the Daily Kos Kool Aid




YOUR MONEY -




YOU'LL 'PROBABLY' NEED A BIGGER CRYING TOWEL - Blame your arrogant selves for the loses.




DR. EVIL SOROS - Here's the plan. Destroy the global currency, then hold the planet's economy ransom for... ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT.




TWO BIG LIES -


TAGS: gop dishonesty
Rating: 3.22/5

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PapaFox - March 17, 2013, 11:41 pm
Bush/Cheney fed BS to everyone else to get them to invade Iraq, an action which their administration then proceeded to bungle catastrophically. Face it, it was a disaster based on a lie.
Texmil - March 17, 2013, 11:20 pm
You should also add pictures of Clintonx2, Reid, and Pelosi. They all said...even before Bush was elected.


Global warming deniers -


TAGS: can t be done
Rating: 2.71/5

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Zeitguy - October 11, 2014, 1:22 am
All in favor of the regular hundred-thousand year fluctuations of climate change. Kinda concerned of the 200 year fluctuations.
OTC - October 7, 2014, 3:24 pm
Why would you expect pathetic links to sites of political rhetoric? Your poster isn't about man-made global warming
Zeitguy - July 19, 2014, 6:31 pm
Not expecting much response to this one. (except with pathetic links to sites of political rhetoric).


AND THEN I SAID..... - Everyone's gotta play by the same rules! Bwhahahahahahahahah




OBAMA'S "EVIL" 1% CAMPAIGN BACKERS -


TAGS: hollywood obama 1 campaign money
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - July 4, 2013, 2:46 am
http://libertyalliance.com/2013/07/hollywood-propagandists/


TOO MANY INCIDENTS - To Be A Coincidence!


TAGS: obama liar liberal gone election
Rating: 5/5

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funnyguy88 - October 17, 2012, 4:37 pm
nice creation, well done !


H Is For Hypocrite -




Keystone Coward Clinton -




FACTS ARE STUBBORN THINGS - Yet, it’s worth noting that crude oil and liquids pipelines already safely coexist with the aquifer, with almost 21,000 miles of pipeline crossing Nebraska. - Forbes.com




THE FREE OBAMAPHONE - Contains all his inspirational teleprompter speeches! (Just like the ipod he gave to Queen Elizabeth!)




KEYSTONE PIPELINE - AMERICAN SHOVEL READY JOBS! - And Obama waits till 2012 elections are over to decide?




GOVERNMENT -




YEAH, YOU... - Your opinion is worthless, we rule the world.




IN THE NANNY STATE - The government decides where you can smoke.




NO CHANGE - Actually it is getting worse


TAGS: democrats destroying america one day at a time
Rating: 3.15/5

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jaxx - September 25, 2012, 9:22 pm
TRUE DAT!


THE MONEY PIT -




OTHER PEOPLES MONEY -




IMMUTABLE TRUTH - THis is how Liberals see Obama; the rest of us are not blinded by the teleprompter, we match actions to words and record to the rhetoric.




Under the Obama adm The IRS targets billy graham assoc The Chicago way... -




The Almighty Dollar -




REAGAN DID IT -


TAGS: clinton bonehead
Rating: 4.7/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 30, 2012, 2:24 pm
In other words... Obama was worse than a whitehouse intern


A FIST FULL OF DOLLARS -




ROMNEY: A COMPARISON: - in 2011 Mitt Romney gave over $4 million to charity, almost 19% of his income. Just for comparison purposes, Obama gave 1% and Joe Biden gave $300 or .0013%.




SHE CALLED OUT "FREE BEER" - And no one gave a shit what her political ideology was.




UNIONS - part of his profits goes to taxes to pay for public unions health benefits




LIBERAL SOCK PUPPETS - tend to spam with repetitive politifakes and repetitive insults. Its all they know....




DABBLING IN THE OCCULT - Main St. Media claims Christing O'Donnell dabbled in the occult in High School. Doesn't every politician pretty much sell their soul to the devil? Besides, its not like she's co-chairwoman of the board!




OBAMA ZOMBIES - Similar to regular zombies only they don't care about brains.




30-ROUND MAGAZINE - If a ban on these passed into law: tens if not hundreds of thousands of people who never shot anyone in their life would become criminals overnight




HYPOCRISY!?! - 0 deaths because of WikiLeaks 2,438 deaths because Obama's Drone War Who is the real "Enemy of the State"?




ANGRY LITTLE MAN SYNDROME - Add that to the malignant narcissism and we've got a real problem come 2012




OKAY, NO-ONE GOES HOME UNTIL WE HAVE A DECENT POLICY - But Mr. Obama, I have plans for the 4th of July !!




JONAS SALK - The man who cured polio chose not to make any money doing so. Definitely not a capitalist.




Hillary the "Fighter" -




Liberal Hypocrite -


TAGS: elizabeth warren liberal hypocrite progressive democrat elitist one percenter indian moonbat
Rating: 5/5

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Libertas - September 6, 2015, 6:34 pm
Typical Liberal Cognitive Dissonance: nothing to see, keep moving along!


Phone Registration -




HEY OBAMA! WHY ALL THE SECRETS - About Your Past? Release the Records! What Do You Have to Hide?




Jon Stewart's Horrendous Hypocrisy -




HELLOOOOO!!! - Obama spots the one person who moved from lower class to middle class during his Presidency




ABE LINCOLN -


TAGS: abe lincoln republican honesty
Rating: 4.57/5

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calron - May 2, 2015, 10:53 pm
Looks like class warfare is even older than I thought.


VOTE DEMOCRAT -




7 years in the making -




Hollyweird Liberal Hypocrite -




OBAMA LOGIC -




OBAMA -




WHAT'S IN YOUR WALLET? - Yeah that's right- Obama is. Food Prices, fuel prices, all his doings.




YOU EXIST - Therefore tyrannical liberals will regulate the living shit out of you; what you wear, how you live, what you eat and wear and what you do; remember what patriots did over a little tea tax?




HONEST LEADERSHIP AND OPEN GOVERNMENT - Now that's comedy




YOU CAN'T SPELL "ROMNEY" - WITHOUT "MONEY"




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